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can i please be a jellyfish

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ziakid:

when you dream about a fictional character you know youre in too deep

(via hinawass)

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me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity
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epicspacebunny:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

Best diagnosis ever. “Aw shit i got the bunnchiis!”

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(Source: hhotaru, via epicspacebunny)

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french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
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#ME

Honest MBTI Stereotypes

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

(via clayterran)

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(Source: sailorpalin, via aobaboon)

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useless-swedenfacts:

"Your skin is pale white, and ice cold your åsikter change regarding to how much money you äger right now, and you’re (almost) always afraid of people who want förändring. I know what you are.”

"Säg it, högt. Säg it."

"You are…. a moderat."

(Source: titontic, via dockydoll)

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