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can i please be a jellyfish



when you dream about a fictional character you know youre in too deep

(via hinawass)

me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity




imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

Best diagnosis ever. “Aw shit i got the bunnchiis!”


(Source: hhotaru, via epicspacebunny)

french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

Honest MBTI Stereotypes


ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

(via clayterran)


(Source: sailorpalin, via aobaboon)



"Your skin is pale white, and ice cold your åsikter change regarding to how much money you äger right now, and you’re (almost) always afraid of people who want förändring. I know what you are.”

"Säg it, högt. Säg it."

"You are…. a moderat."

(Source: titontic, via dockydoll)